People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'
Dylan Moran
Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get... →
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.
What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something that occurred to... →
I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's... →
I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a... →
I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That's all. You want to have the confidence that you've done what you... →
Well, it is certainly not by choice at this time you don't see or hear about me. This business is very unpredictable. A lot of it is luck and... →
Erin Moran