The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both... →
Penn Jillette
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be... →
When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were... →
Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage... →
I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.
It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our... →
It's time to update traditional public schools, charter schools, home schools, online schools and parochial schools. Let the dollars follow the... →
Bobby Jindal
Anybody who spends time off of Louisiana's shores can recognize that these oysters are not endangered. To classify them as such risks great harm... →
Islam expect every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realise our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a... →
Muhammad Ali Jinnah