When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I considered it more of an inconvenience than an opportunity.
Lorna Luft
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.
Kevin Nealon
Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight.
Roy Orbison
Tonight I'm going to listen with my ears.
Eugene Ormandy
With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
Garry Shandling
I'm not going to make any excuses. I just went out and stunk it up tonight.
David Wells
I've performed on 'The Tonight Show' with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at the same time.
Thomas F. Wilson
When I worked for Entertainment Tonight I got to emcee Paul McCartney's press conference.
Nina Blackwood
You are safer here tonight than you would be on the streets of any other city in the world.
Michael Bloomberg