It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with a true friend or a spouse or... →
Ike Barinholtz
True economy consists in always making the income exceed the out-go. Wear the old clothes a little longer if necessary; dispense with the new pair of... →
P. T. Barnum
I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were... →
Roseanne Barr
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it.
James M. Barrie
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in... →
Dave Barry
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't... →
I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
Lynda Barry
I decided very early on that it took too much of my energy to pretend to be someone else. People will make up their minds about me whatever I do or... →
Drew Barrymore
There's something about that relationship between actor and audience. Whether you get it on Broadway or in a fine local playhouse, there's no... →
Roger Bart
The amount of data and analysis available for free is a true example of information explosion has leveled the playing field for individual investors.
Maria Bartiromo