You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.
Vicki Baum
I don't have ulcers; I give them.
Harry Cohn
I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Ed Koch
My father put it right when he said: 'I don't get ulcers. I give ulcers.'
Edgar Bronfman, Sr.