You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
Johnny Vegas
Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.
Jesse Ventura
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Voltaire
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Sid Waddell
Never have a picture of a well-adjusted African on the cover of your book, or in it, unless that African has won the Nobel prize.
Binyavanga Wainaina
I think the minute you mention death, people run for the hills - unless it's heavy metal. People do not like death.
Rufus Wainwright
Unless I have my aunt or my boyfriend to take care of me, I'm a little pathetic.
No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.
Christopher Walken
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Murray Walker