Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
Anton Chekhov
We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.
Robin Day
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
Nicole Polizzi
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
Fuzzy Zoeller
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins