Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.
Willie Aames
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
There is no other person on the face of this planet that I would rather sit and talk to than my wife.
I think my wife understood from the day I met her how important she was to me and how important it was for me becoming a husband and a father.
Frank Abagnale
I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
Bella Abzug
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name... →
Don Adams
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't... →
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
In the end of five years I made supplication to the king to go out of this land, desiring to see my poor wife and children according to conscience... →
William Adams