Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
Johnny Vegas
A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot.
Rob Brydon
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
George Meredith
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels.
Denise Mina