You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.
Doris Roberts
There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or... →
In essence, I owe my career to Garry Marshall. There was no known reason for him to hire me for 'Pretty Woman.'
Julia Roberts
I hate Alzheimer's. It is one of the most awful things because, here is a loved one, this is the woman or man that you have loved for 20, 30, 40... →
Pat Robertson
If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.
Phil Robertson
For when a woman is left too much alone, sooner or later she begins to think;- And no man knows what then she may discover.
Edwin Arlington Robinson
Not an old woman that buys a paper of pins, without yielding a part of the price to the banks as interest!
John Buchanan Robinson
You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
There is many a virtuous woman weary of her trade.
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of... →
Chris Rock