Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an... →
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My... →
Maya Rudolph
What woman doesn't want to feel comfortable in a swimsuit? It's incredibly empowering.
Sara Rue
I'm done losing weight, I feel great, and I love looking like a woman. I love being curvy and having boobs and hips. It's hot. I don't... →
Woman is a ray of God. She is not that earthly beloved: she is creative, not created.
Rumi
A relationship with an imaginary woman is preferable to a relationship with a real one.
Salman Rushdie
Speaking as somebody with three sisters and a very largely female Muslim family, there is not a single woman I know in my family or in their friends... →
I'm always looking for a way to surprise audiences. That's, I feel, my job as a director. I felt that Amy Adams playing a tough woman in... →
David O. Russell