To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
H. L. Mencken
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.
No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.
A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or... →
In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.
Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.