Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that... →
Matthew Perry
Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.
They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're... →
Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.
I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to... →
As Americans, we don't see the role of government as guaranteeing outcomes, but allowing free men and women to flourish based on their own... →
Rick Perry
Obamacare has got everyone on edge. I mean, small business - men and women or big business are sitting out there saying we have no idea what this is... →
Tell the trial lawyers to get out of your state and to quit costing businessmen and women.
My father who was there in the house, he wasn't at all a role model. And my mother, who was trying to protect me from him as best she could, she... →
Tyler Perry
What I've learned is you treat women right.