I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give... →
Erma Bombeck
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one... →
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I'm very shocked when I look at television and I see such an aggressive youth and image obsession in the representation of women on our screens.
Samantha Bond
If I pop off and do something drastic, everyone's going to realise because they know I'm 50. Anyway, middle-aged women are sensational.
Something like 'Sex And The City' was insulting - women all clawing on to their youth when there's such ripe territory in honestly... →
When women's parts are being written, they are more and more for under 30s who are nubile and beautiful. Actresses over 40 are finding very... →
We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades.
Lisa Bonet