Will Durst (born March 18, 1952) is an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers. Read full biography of Will Durst →
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the... →
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
Will Durst (born March 18, 1952) is an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers.