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16 quotes by William Joyce

William Brooke Joyce (24 April 1906 – 3 January 1946), nicknamed Lord Haw-Haw, was a U.S.-born Irish Fascist politician and Nazi propaganda broadcaster to the United Kingdom during World War II. He was convicted of one count of High Treason in 1945. The Court of Appeal and the House of Lords upheld his conviction. He was hanged at Wandsworth Prison by Albert Pierrepoint.
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I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in... →

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So if you're a robot and you're living on this planet, you can do things that you can't do in real life - things that you wished you... →

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But if you really love to write and you really love to tell stories and you really love to draw, you just have to keep doing it no matter what... →

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And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.

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You know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that's happened to me can apply.

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I just took the idea that King Kong was too big for everything and reversed it and put George in a land of giants, which is basically what every kid... →

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Their toys are alive and can sometimes come to their aid, or get lost and Olie has to find them. They go to other planets. They go to the ice cream... →

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I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs.

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And I was lucky enough to have teachers that really, really looked out for me and really encouraged all that. And in rural Louisiana, that was a rare... →

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I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal's office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the beginning of my literary... →

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I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same... →

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The only road to the highest stations in this country is that of the law.

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Almost everything in 'A Day With Wilbur Robinson' has some basis in truth. And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while she talked... →

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