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My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'
One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'
There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
I had a sympathetic role in 'thirtysomething,' and in two weeks I'm going to do the role again. But in the movies, I just love the... →
When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked... →
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the... →
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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