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True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
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