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Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than... →
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
He has your finger, but I have your heart.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything... →