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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 59 quotes by David Sedaris David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "SantaLand Diaries". He published his first collection of essays and short stories, Barrel Fever, in 1994. His next five essay collections, Naked (1997), Holidays on Ice (1997), Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000), Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim... Read full biography of David Sedaris → 1 2 3 4 5 Ctrl → I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be... → 0 It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a... → 0 I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel... → 0 I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure... → 0 After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and... → 0 Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth. 0 I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a... → 0 I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books. 0 I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives. 0 When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. 0 If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school.... → 0 As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners. 0 Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. 0 1 2 3 4 5 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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