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105 quotes by Don Rickles

Donald Jay "Don" Rickles (born May 8, 1926) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. A frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, he has acted in comedic and dramatic roles, but is widely known as an insult comic.
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Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the... →

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You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

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If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and... →

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Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

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When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her... →

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Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

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They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and... →

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I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

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Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

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Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

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I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

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