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105 quotes by Don Rickles

Donald Jay "Don" Rickles (born May 8, 1926) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. A frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, he has acted in comedic and dramatic roles, but is widely known as an insult comic.
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I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

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I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

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It takes many years to be a great comedian.

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Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

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My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head.

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Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

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Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore.

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Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

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I didn't get married until I was 38.

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I don't like to compare myself with anybody.

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I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day.

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I still have drive, but everything is relative.

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I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child.

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