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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
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