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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
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