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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
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