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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
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