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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 66 quotes by Elayne Boosler Elayne Boosler Born (1952-08-18) August 18, 1952 (age 62) Brooklyn, New York, United States Occupation Comedian, writer, actress, Founder of Tails of Joy non-profit animal rescue org. Years active 1974–present Spouse(s) Bill Siddons (m. 2007) Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue. Boosler was born into a Jewish family and raised in Brooklyn. She was the youngest child and only... Read full biography of Elayne Boosler → 1 2 3 4 5 6 Ctrl → I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks... → 0 I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your... → 0 You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. 0 The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. 0 I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes... → 0 I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me... → 0 I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. 0 When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. 0 My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually... → 0 Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers. 0 My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy. 0 My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. 0 Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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