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66 quotes by Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Born (1952-08-18) August 18, 1952 (age 62) Brooklyn, New York, United States Occupation Comedian, writer, actress, Founder of Tails of Joy non-profit animal rescue org. Years active 1974–present Spouse(s) Bill Siddons (m. 2007) Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue. Boosler was born into a Jewish family and raised in Brooklyn. She was the youngest child and only...
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You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

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I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

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I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring... →

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It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities... →

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

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Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

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I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

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We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant... →

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I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

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Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

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I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing... →

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I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

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There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

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