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23 quotes by Rob Delaney

MLB debut September 4, 2010 for the Minnesota Twins Career statistics (through 2011 Season) Win–loss record 0–0 Earned run average 10.50 Strikeouts 3 Teams Minnesota Twins (2010) Tampa Bay Rays (2011) Robert Delaney (born September 8, 1984) is an American professional baseball pitcher who is a free agent. He has pitched for the Minnesota Twins and the Tampa Bay Rays at the major-league level. He pitches right-handed and bats...
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I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

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In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

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My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.

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On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

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But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of... →

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Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV... →

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I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with... →

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I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting... →

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The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When... →

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With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I... →

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