If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain
The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must.
Carl Van Vechten
A cat is never vulgar.
I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.
E. B. White
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go... →
Jolene Blalock
I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing.
Ray Bradbury
If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.
Berkeley Breathed
There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.
J. Carter Brown