Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Jeff Foxworthy
When I think of myself, I'm definitely... I'm not like a comedian.
Dave Franco
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.
Judah Friedlander
I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7.
Josh Gad
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
Jim Gaffigan
I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.
Michael Gambon
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
Brad Garrett
A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.
Buddy Hackett
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
Chelsea Handler