You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.
David Steinberg
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.
Nick Swardson
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
Carrot Top
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
Johnny Vegas
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
Ron White
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
The comedian just wants to get a laugh.
Casey Wilson
Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
Cate Blanchett
The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.
Jo Brand
In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.
Rory Bremner