Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch Hedberg
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
Anna Held
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Oliver Herford
When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of... →
Frank James
America does not like people being not nice to dogs.
Rob James-Collier
Dogs are mute and obedient, but they have watched us and know us and can smell how pitiful we are.
Tove Jansson
My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.
Gary Johnson
I have a very sensitive nose. I identify with dogs. I understand the world through my nose.
Erica Jong
We have associations to things. We have, you know, we have associations to tables and to - and to dogs and to cats and to Harvard professors, and... →
Daniel Kahneman
Owners sometimes think their dogs have already suffered so much that they couldn't possibly inflict any more criticism. Yet it's that very... →
Jon Katz