I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.
Danny Kaye
I don't just try to be funny.
Bil Keane
The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system... →
John Keegan
Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.
Maynard James Keenan
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a... →
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
Thomas Keller
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
Sally Kellerman
I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.
Megyn Kelly
In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read... →
Caroline Kennedy