It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the... →
Karl Lagerfeld
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of... →
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither... →
I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of Congress. 'Bring us your outtakes!'... →
Brian Lamb
'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
Adam Lambert
I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud... →
Anne Lamott
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest... →
Artie Lange
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and... →