If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
George Bernard Shaw
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it... →
Wallace Shawn
I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my... →
For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be... →
You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's... →
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
Charlie Sheen
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we... →
Michael Sheen