One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was... →
Bryan White
Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny.
Michael Jai White
I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start to lose my sense of reality, and it ends up... →
Mike White
Sometimes when you write something on the page, it can seem very funny, but when you act it out - and this happens to me a lot, actually - the... →
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and... →
I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced... →
Shaun White
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
Jack Whitehall