I'd love to do a really juicy drama that's just really real. On the comedy side, I'd love to do something like '21 Jump Street.'... →
Daniela Bobadilla
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
Tom Bodett
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with... →
Joseph Bologna
When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining... →
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows.
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.
Danny Bonaduce
With all singers, insecurity is your best security. That's why we're such loud people and why we walk all funny. You think, 'Are people... →
Bono
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks... →
Elayne Boosler
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.