I was not funny growing up.
Tim Meadows
In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.
Leighton Meester
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
Sylvie Meis
It sounds funny, but I always try to keep an open mind about what I'm writing about. Sometimes I squeak my opinions in there, but generally I... →
John Mellencamp
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That... →
Christopher Meloni
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
I have a cat named Louie, who is pretty much 'my furry, four-legged child' - that's what I call him. He's a sweet and affectionate... →
Laura Mennell
I would love to play 'Funny Girl' or 'Evita,' but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I don't know if there needs to... →
Idina Menzel