I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always... →
Steve Finley
It's funny, a lot of people think I take myself seriously because I come off so serious sometimes. But it's not that I take myself seriously... →
Laurence Fishburne
Instant gratification takes too long.
Carrie Fisher
I think audiences have always wanted to see women in the movies, but every time a movie like 'Bridesmaids' comes out, everyone says, 'Oh... →
Isla Fisher
It's funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to... →
Carlton Fisk
I haven't watched 'Mad TV' a lot, but I have seen some stuff on there that is truly funny. You have to have some sort of attitude toward... →
Joe Flaherty
I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating... →
Fionnula Flanagan
I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.
Kate Flannery
I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done.