Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
That good disposition which boasts of being most tender is often stifled by the least urging of self-interest.
Nature seems at each man's birth to have marked out the bounds of his virtues and vices, and to have determined how good or how wicked that man... →
It takes nearly as much ability to know how to profit by good advice as to know how to act for one's self.
I think they, Peter McCullough was, turns out was not a good CEO.
Arthur Rock
There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take... →
Chris Rock
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of... →
Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new jokes.... →
When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to... →
Surround yourself with good people. Whether they're the best or not, people are capable of learning if they've got good hearts and... →
Kid Rock