Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.
Michael Vartan
I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care.
Lindsey Vonn
I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now... →
Marlon Wayans
Just as performers, I think you'd be an idiot not to utilize YouTube.
Noel Wells
I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the... →
Robbie Williams
I wrote a query letter to an editor - a friend of a friend. The editor called me an idiot, told me never to contact an editor directly, and then... →
Daniel H. Wilson
I'm not an idiot.
Amy Winehouse
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright