Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
Steven Wright
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
You have to laugh, you have to be able to take criticism.
Tina Yothers
Transforming a line like that makes it into a belly laugh instead of a laugh against us.
Terence Young
Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.
Steve Zahn
My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much... →
Michael Zaslow
I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always... →
David Zucker
Life's too short not to laugh about yourself and the cards you're dealt.
Mark Zupan
I write. This is what I do. My job is to sit down with my vocabulary, select words, and decide what order they should be placed in an attempt to keep... →
Alan Zweibel
I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what... →