Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.
Norman Ralph Augustine
My family are not sporty - they are all doctors or lawyers.
I think the lawyers are such incredible actors. Can you imagine the performance they have to do every day?
Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them.
A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
Our first concern is the security of the lawyers because without security you can't possibly have a fair trial, if trial at all, and that's... →
Jurors want courtroom lawyers to have some compassion and be nice.