Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?
Antonin Scalia
Lawyers advocate more so than state their own positions.
Arlen Specter
Lawyers claim that their clients have been grossly mistreated, which is what criminal defense lawyers are paid to do.
Ken Starr
We have all kinds of government compensation systems that are much more efficient than the lawyers.
John Stossel
My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.
Benicio Del Toro
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
Garry Trudeau
You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.
Jesse Ventura
As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
Sam Waterston
The only thing scarier than Godzilla is Godzilla's lawyers.
Paul Watson
Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers.
Orson Welles