Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Eddie Izzard
Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
Joel Hodgson
I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
Katie Holmes
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones
My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for 'integrity' in the dictionary. 'Truthful' doesn't really... →
Rashida Jones
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
Nafisa Joseph
He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
Immanuel Kant
I spent a lot of time in the White House in the public areas where reporters are allowed to go, but I spoke to people about the private quarters as... →
Jodi Kantor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Garrison Keillor
No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats?... →
Jeffrey Kluger