I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was... →
Demetri Martin
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had... →
Theresa May
My campaign is about getting pets to be more active, and exercise with your animal is a great way for people to exercise. When you're out with... →
Misty May-Treanor
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Ogden Nash
It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts... →
Gary Neville
I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is... →
Brooke Nevin
What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to... →
Cam Newton
Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.
Andre Norton
If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.
Michael Nutter