If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant... →
Adam Carolla
Keep in mind that when public figures get in trouble for something they said, it is usually not because they misspoke, but because they accidentally... →
David Carr
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought:... →
Jimmy Carr
I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.
My husband was an Air Force pilot man years ago and recently an Air Force wife thanked me for my service! I laughed and said, 'No, I wasn't... →
Robyn Carr
I've always said that music is like literature.
Jose Carreras
When I first met my agent, I said, If something comes up and it fits my age range and personality, I would like you to send me up for it, even if it... →
Tia Carrere
I can't stand when people say, 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful'. OK, how about I hate you because you said that.
My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
Jim Carrey
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'