'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad... →
Lewis Carroll
'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'
I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in... →
Jasper Carrott
You know, many people have said that I'm on the edge and I'm maverick for some of the big operations that I've done. I'm not at all.... →
Benjamin Carson
And I've always said, 'If two people think the same thing about everything, one of them isn't necessary.' We need to be able to... →
But it was very hard for people to separate me out from Hillary Clinton. All their ads were Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, John Edwards, and me. They... →
Brad Carson
God is a talking God, and thus you must come to wrestle with him. You must wrestle with what he said.
D. A. Carson
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still... →
Frank Carson
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.