People really, really hate their religion being criticized. It's as though you've said they had an ugly face; they seem to identify... →
Richard Dawkins
I have often said that I am a passionate Darwinian when it comes to explaining why we exist.
The country has been of better character since leaving the Buttes than E. of them, but has now a very fertile appearance. This may be said to begin... →
George Mercer Dawson
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're... →
Les Dawson
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke... →
My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.
When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of... →
I didn't even remember it because it kind of came up, and then a week later it said I broke up with him.
Rosario Dawson